In order to get rid of technology, you must get rid of math

I think my dog is way too smart... first it was dragging all our mail up into the hallway and taking out only junk mail to shred, now she is attempting to destroy the basis of modern day technology... MATH. Among other thing, she ate my Discrete Math text book. In order to curb this behavior, I have decided she is limited to only being alone in HER bedroom, the hallway and the kitchen. The human bedroom is off limits. Lets see how that goes when I get home tonight... she will have been alone the entire day.